Celebrity Gossip in September 2009

14th January

mberlake & Jessica Biel Have Split The most boring romance in the history of celebrity relationships has reportedly come to an end; according to sources in the US Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split up. Apparently the couple called it a day around a month ago, before NY Fashion Week and soon afterwards Justin was seen “clearly on the hunt” in the city chatting up several different women.  Meanwhile Jessica is said to be in “severe denial” about the break-up. A close friend of the actresses said: “There’s no way of knowing if it’s a firm break up, because with them it’s so hot and cold” And in another bizarre twist, Justin is now said to be pursuing a relationship with fellow singer Rihanna. Well that’s a turn up for the books, isn’t it? During last night’s MTV VMA’s Kanye West stormed on stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for the Best Female Video There’s always one isn’t there?! During last night’s MTV VMA’s Kanye West stormed on stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for the Best Female Video. But what was Kanye so vent up about? Surely he didn’t think he deserved the award for the Best Female Video?! So what precisely was this guys problem?! Well Kanye, who was little bit worse for wear, was protesting that his good friend Beyonce, who we might add looked horrified by his outburst, should have won the award rather than Taylor. Aw, how nice of him. Oh and he’s wasted no time in issuing a half-hearted apology on his blog which read: “I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom. I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!” He said before adding, “Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade!!!! Everybody wanna boooo me but I’m a fan of real pop culture!!! I’m still happy for Taylor!!!!. I’m not crazy yall, I’m just real. Sorry for that!!! I feel really bad for Taylor and I’m sincerely sorry!!!” Hmmm, too little, too late and too unapologetic we think, what say you? Patrick Swayze 1952- 2009 It’s been confirmed that Patrick Swayze passed away at his home in Los Angeles last night following a 2-year battle with pancreatic cancer.  Tributes for the Dirty Dancing star have been flooding in since the news broke and during last nights Toronto Film Festival Patrick’s friend and co-star Rob Lowe said: “Patrick lived a thousand lifetimes in one lifetime. He was an expert dancer, he wrote hit songs, he starred in hit movies, he was an amazing horseman. But the thing I will remember him most for was his amazing love affair with his wife Lisa.” Meanwhile fans of the tragic actor have already started laying flowers on his star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Have Split

The most boring romance in the history of celebrity relationships has reportedly come to an end; according to sources in the US Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split up. Apparently the couple called it a day around a month ago, before NY Fashion Week and soon afterwards Justin was seen “clearly on the hunt” in the city chatting up several different women.  Meanwhile Jessica is said to be in “severe denial” about the break-up. A close friend of the actresses said:

“There’s no way of knowing if it’s a firm break up, because with them it’s so hot and cold”

And in another bizarre twist, Justin is now said to be pursuing a relationship with fellow singer Rihanna. Well that’s a turn up for the books, isn’t it?

During last night’s MTV VMA’s Kanye West stormed on stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for the Best Female Video

There’s always one isn’t there?! During last night’s MTV VMA’s Kanye West stormed on stage while Taylor Swift was accepting her award for the Best Female Video. But what was Kanye so vent up about? Surely he didn’t think he deserved the award for the Best Female Video?! So what precisely was this guys problem?! Well Kanye, who was little bit worse for wear, was protesting that his good friend Beyonce, who we might add looked horrified by his outburst, should have won the award rather than Taylor. Aw, how nice of him.

Oh and he’s wasted no time in issuing a half-hearted apology on his blog which read:

“I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom. I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!” He said before adding, “Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade!!!! Everybody wanna boooo me but I’m a fan of real pop culture!!! I’m still happy for Taylor!!!!. I’m not crazy yall, I’m just real. Sorry for that!!! I feel really bad for Taylor and I’m sincerely sorry!!!”

Hmmm, too little, too late and too unapologetic we think, what say you?

Patrick Swayze 1952- 2009

It’s been confirmed that Patrick Swayze passed away at his home in Los Angeles last night following a 2-year battle with pancreatic cancer.  Tributes for the Dirty Dancing star have been flooding in since the news broke and during last nights Toronto Film Festival Patrick’s friend and co-star Rob Lowe said:

“Patrick lived a thousand lifetimes in one lifetime. He was an expert dancer, he wrote hit songs, he starred in hit movies, he was an amazing horseman. But the thing I will remember him most for was his amazing love affair with his wife Lisa.”

Meanwhile fans of the tragic actor have already started laying flowers on his star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.

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21st December

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Empire State of Mind is a song by American rapper Jay-Z. It features vocals from American R&B singer-songwriter Alicia Keys. After the song was released to iTunes on September 8, 2009 and the album reached #1 shortly after, it hit the fiftieth position on the Billboard Hot 100, with more than 40,000 downloads. The next week it rose to number five, becoming Carter’s sixteenth top 10 hit and Keys’ ninth. Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performed this song at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Due to downloads and positive reviews and reception, it will be released as the third single. The song has already reached #2 on the iTunes top 100 in the UK and #3 on the UK Singles Chart as of September, 27 2009. The song reached #2 in the Irish Singles Chart on September 25, 2009 with no official release, due to the track being massively popular on music downloads.

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“Empire State of Mind” is an anthemic hip hop song that features sampling from “Love on a Two-Way Street” by The Moments with influences of electropop and orchestra pop. Rumor is that fellow New York MC Nas was supposed to be featured on the song but declined because of a busy touring schedule and his ongoing work with Damian Marley on their collaboration album titled Distant Relatives, but he would be featured in the official remix. The song is an anthem to his hometown, New York City and its title references the Nas song, “N.Y. State of Mind”. The song peaked at # 1 on iTunes and #5 on the Billboard Hot 100.

South Park DVD

23rd September

South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become infamous for its crude, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four children—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral videos, which ultimately led to its production as a series. South Park debuted in August 1997 with great success, consistently earning the highest ratings of any basic cable program. Subsequent ratings have varied, but the show remains Comedy Central’s highest-rated program even after 188 episodes. Parker and Stone, who continue to do most of the writing, directing, and voice acting, are under contract to produce 14 new episodes a year through 2011. Their staff creates each episode with computer software that emulates the show’s distinct cutout animation style.

Following the early success of the series, the acclaimed feature-length musical film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut had a widespread theatrical release in June 1999. South Park has also received numerous media awards, most notably three Primetime Emmy Awards and a Peabody Award.

Characters and setting

The show follows a group of four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and the adventures they share in South Park, a fictional small town located within the real-life South Park basin in the Rocky Mountains of central Colorado. The town, sometimes described within the show as “a pissant white-bread mountain town”, is also home to an assortment of frequent characters such as students, families, elementary school staff, and other various residents. Prominent settings on the show include the local elementary school, bus stop, various neighborhoods and the surrounding snowy landscape, and the shops and businesses along the town’s main street, all of which are based on the appearance of similar locations in the town of Fairplay, Colorado.

Stan is portrayed as the everyman of the group, as the show’s official website describes him as “a normal, average, American, mixed-up kid”. Kyle is the lone Jew among the group, and his portrayal in this role is often dealt with satirically. Stan is modeled after Parker, while Kyle is modeled after Stone. Stan and Kyle are best friends, and their relationship, which is intended to reflect the real-life friendship between Parker and Stone, is a common topic throughout the series. Cartman—loud, obnoxious, and obese—is often portrayed as an antagonist whose anti-Semitic attitude has resulted in an ever-progressing rivalry with Kyle.[9][12] Kenny, who comes from a poor family, wears his parka hood so tightly that it covers most of his face and muffles his speech. During the show’s first five seasons, Kenny would die in nearly each episode before returning in the next with little or no definitive explanation given. During the show’s first 58 episodes, the boys were in the third grade. In the season four episode “4th Grade” (2000), they—along with the other main child characters—entered the fourth grade, where they have remained ever since.

Plots are often set in motion by events, ranging from the fairly typical to the supernatural and extraordinary, which frequently happen upon the town.[15] The boys often act as the voice of reason when these events cause panic or incongruous behavior among the adult populace, who are customarily depicted as irrational, gullible, and prone to vociferation.[7][16] The boys are also frequently confused by the contradictory and hypocritical behavior of their parents and other adults, and often perceive them as having distorted views on morality and society.

Themes and style

All characters and events in this show—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated…..poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.

South Park was the first weekly program to be assigned the TV-MA rating,[20] and is generally intended for adult audiences. The boys and most other child characters use strong profanity, with only the most taboo words being bleeped by censors during a broadcast. The use of such language serves as a means for Parker and Stone to display how they claim young boys really talk when they are alone.

South Park commonly makes use of carnivalesque and absurdist techniques, numerous running gags, violence, sexual content, offhand pop-cultural references, and satirical portrayal of celebrities. The early episodes tended to be shock value-oriented and featured more slapstick-style humor.[33] While social satire had been used on the show occasionally earlier on, it became more prevalent as the series progressed, with the show retaining some of its focus on the boys’ fondness of scatological humor in an attempt to remind adult viewers “what it was like to be eight years old”. Parker and Stone also began further developing other characters by giving them larger roles in certain storylines, and began writing plots as parables based around religion, politics, and numerous other topics. This provided the opportunity for the show to spoof both extreme sides of contentious issues, while lampooning both liberal and conservative points of view. Parker and Stone describe themselves as “equal opportunity offenders”, whose main agenda is to “be funny” and “make people laugh”, while stating that no particular topic or group of people be spared the expense of being subject to mockery and satire.

The two insist that the show is still more about “kids being kids” and “what it’s like to be in [elementary school] in America”, stating that the introduction of a more satirical element to the series was the result of the two adding more of a “moral center” to the show so that it would rely less on simply being crude and shocking in an attempt to maintain an audience. While profane, and with a tendency to sometimes be cynical, Parker notes that there is still an “underlying sweetness” aspect to the child characters, and Time described the boys as “sometimes cruel but with a core of innocence”. Usually, the boys and/or other characters ponder over what has transpired during an episode and convey the important lesson taken from it with a short monologue. During earlier seasons, this speech would commonly begin with a variation of the phrase “You know what? I’ve learned something today…”.

Origins and creation

Soon after meeting in film class at the University of Colorado in 1992, Parker and Stone created an animated short entitled “The Spirit of Christmas”. The film, referred to as “Jesus vs. Frosty” by fans, was created by animating construction paper cutouts with stop motion, and features prototypes of the main characters of South Park, including a character resembling Cartman but named “Kenny”, an unnamed character resembling what is today Kenny, and two near-identical unnamed characters who resemble Stan and Kyle. Brian Graden, Fox network executive and mutual friend, commissioned Parker and Stone to create a second short film as a video Christmas card. Created in 1995, the second “The Spirit of Christmas” short (referred to by fans as “Jesus vs. Santa”) resembled the style of the later series more closely. Graden sent copies of the video to several of his friends, and from there it was copied and distributed, including among the Internet, where it became one of the first viral videos.

As the short became more popular, Parker and Stone began talks of developing the short into a television series. Fox refused to pick up the series, not wanting to air a show that included the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of feces.[46] The two then entered n
egotiations with both MTV and Comedy Central. Parker preferred the show be produced by Comedy Central, fearing that MTV would turn it into a kids show. When Comedy Central executive Doug Herzog watched the short, he commissioned for it to be developed into a series.

Parker and Stone assembled a small staff and spent three months creating the pilot episode “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe”. South Park was in danger of being canceled before it even aired when the show tested poorly with test audiences, particularly with women. However, the shorts were still gaining more popularity over the Internet, and Comedy Central agreed to order a run of six episodes. South Park debuted with “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” on August 13, 1997.

Animation

The show’s style of animation is inspired by the paper cut-out cartoons made by Terry Gilliam for Monty Python’s Flying Circus, of which Parker and Stone have been lifelong fans. Construction paper and traditional stop motion cutout animation techniques were used in the original animated shorts and in the pilot episode. Subsequent episodes have been produced by computer animation, providing a similar look to the originals while requiring a fraction of the time to produce. Before computer artists begin animating an episode, a series of animatics drawn with Adobe Photoshop are provided by the show’s storyboard artists.

The characters and objects are composed of simple geometrical shapes and primary colors. Most child characters are the same size and shape, and are distinguished by their distinctive clothing and head wear. Characters are mostly presented two-dimensionally and from only one angle. Their movements are animated in an intentionally jerky fashion, as they are purposely not offered the same free range of motion associated with hand-drawn characters. Occasionally, some non-fictional characters are depicted with photographic cutouts of their actual head and face in lieu of a face reminiscent of the show’s traditional style. Canadians on the show are often portrayed in an even more minimalist fashion; they have simple beady eyes, and the top halves of their heads simply flap up and down when the characters speak.

When the show began utilizing computers, the cardboard cutouts were scanned and re-drawn with CorelDRAW, then imported into PowerAnimator, which was used with SGI workstations to animate the characters. The workstations were linked to a 54-processor render farm that could render 10 to 15 shots an hour. Beginning with season five, the animators began using Maya instead of PowerAnimator. The studio now runs a 120-processor render farm that can produce 30 or more shots an hour.

PowerAnimator and Maya are high-end programs mainly used for 3D computer graphics, while co-producer and former animation director, Eric Stough, notes that PowerAnimator was initially chosen because its features helped animators retain the show’s “homemade” look. PowerAnimator was also used for making some of the show’s special effects, which are now created using Motion, a newer graphics program created by Apple, Inc. for their Mac OS X operating system. The show’s visual quality has improved in recent seasons, though several other techniques are used to intentionally preserve the cheap cutout animation look.

A few episodes feature sections of live-action footage, while others have incorporated other styles of animation. Portions of the season eight (2004) premiere “Good Times with Weapons” are done in anime style, while the season 10 episode “Make Love, Not Warcraft” is done partly in machinima. The season 12 episode “Major Boobage”, an homage to the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal, implements scenes accomplished with rotoscoping.Since the beginning of season 13 (2009) the show has been broadcast in high definition, and season 12 was released in high definition on Blu-ray Disc format.